Psssst – I'm Not Wearing Anything Under My Straightjacket

"Psssst... I'm not wearing anything under my straightjacket."

Wild hair, bunny slippers, and absolutely zero regrets — this guy has fully committed to the chaos and we respect it. This bold, hilarious design is for everyone who's a little unhinged, a little unpredictable, and completely okay with it.

Perfect for the friend who's always "a lot," the coworker who keeps things interesting, or honestly just yourself on a Monday morning.

Made to order — crafted just for you after purchase.

Made just for you: Because nothing here sits in a warehouse, please allow 3 to 5 business days for us to make your order, plus 3 to 5 business days for delivery. Larger orders may take a little longer, and we'll always let you know if that's the case.