99% Chance

There's a 99% Chance I Won't Listen, But Here I Am

Relatable? We thought so. This made-to-order tee features a hilariously grumpy cow lounging with a bouquet of daisies in her mouth — unbothered, unimpressed, and absolutely showing up anyway.

Perfect for anyone who marches to the beat of their own drum (or moos to it).

• Graphic: Grumpy cartoon cow with daisies and the quote "There's a 99% Chance I Won't Listen, But Here I Am"
• Made to order — crafted just for you
• Please allow additional processing time

Made just for you: Because nothing here sits in a warehouse, please allow 3 to 5 business days for us to make your order, plus 3 to 5 business days for delivery. Larger orders may take a little longer, and we'll always let you know if that's the case.