I Have Selective Hearing Funny Rainbow Cow T-Shirt

Selective hearing. Unmistakable sass.

The “I Have Selective Hearing” Funny Rainbow Cow T-Shirt pairs an adorable calf with a perfectly cheeky comeback: “I Have Selective Hearing. I’m Sorry, You were not selected.” A rainbow-colored calf wearing oversized round glasses sits among grass and small flowers, chewing a mouthful of greenery. Pink script and multicolored lettering finish this bright, playful design.

Wear it for a casual hangout or give it to the friend who always has the last word. This colorful graphic tee brings a little farmyard charm to an unapologetically sarcastic punchline.

• Design wording: “I Have Selective Hearing. I’m Sorry, You were not selected”
• Rainbow-colored calf with glasses, green eyes, and a mouthful of grass
• Floral and greenery accents with colorful lettering
• Material options: 100% polyester or 65% polyester / 35% cotton
• Sizes S–XXL; choose an available material, color, and size combination
• Made to order for you

Production and delivery: Please allow 3 to 5 business days for us to make your order, plus 3 to 5 business days for delivery. Larger orders may take a little longer, and we’ll let you know if that’s the case.