I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Caffeinate Funny Rooster T-Shirt

Coffee first. Shining is optional.

The “I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Caffeinate” Funny Rooster T-Shirt captures the morning mood with a sleepy yellow rooster holding a steaming coffee mug. Bright multicolored lettering reads, “I don’t RISE & SHINE, I CAFFEINATE and hope for the best.” Scattered coffee beans and pink, blue, and orange paint splashes add a lively contrast to this decidedly tired bird.

Wear it on your morning coffee run or give it to the friend who needs a brew before a conversation. This colorful graphic tee pairs farmyard charm with a relatable caffeine-fueled punchline.

• Main design wording: “I don’t RISE & SHINE, I CAFFEINATE and hope for the best”
• Sleepy yellow rooster with a red comb and steaming coffee mug
• Coffee-bean accents and colorful paint splashes
• Material options: 100% polyester or 65% polyester / 35% cotton
• Sizes S–XXL; choose an available material, color, and size combination
• Made to order for you

Production and delivery: Please allow 3 to 5 business days for us to make your order, plus 3 to 5 business days for delivery. Larger orders may take a little longer, and we’ll let you know if that’s the case.